Could you do me a favour and make this post look like a Reddit post?

Howdy, fellow buckaroo!

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Wow, really well said. Extremely important that everyone reads this info above

Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Ah, the ol' Reddit switch-a-roo. Hold my relevant topic, I'm going in!

It didn't work for me

I don't have real money, but you deserve this ⭐

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OP makes a good point, but [deleted].