I don't even really understand what's going on, but I'm entertained nonetheless

Okay honest confession... I read it enough to make sure it wasn't Torvalds.

Bro. The shit he talked to people on all those Linux kernel mailing lists is in a whole different league. There was an entire subreddit dedicated to all the Torvalds rants. He wouldn't survive a day working as a CEO.

Also he and Stallman both had to back off or resign in a way.