Family Bible Passed Down for Five Generations Hasn't Been Read in Five Generations
Family Bible Passed Down for Five Generations Hasn't Been Read in Five Generations
A local family admitted they haven’t read a single word of the Bible that has been with their family for five generations as a treasured heirloom.
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So the onion isn't satire anymore, they're just telling it like it is.
Reality is so horrible that we can only laugh or go insane.
65 3 ReplyI don't know; the Bible has some pretty gross stuff in it. Maybe not reading it is a good thing.
*observes behaviour of modern non-Bible-reading Christians
*changes mind
28 3 ReplyFound a pot leaf someone pressed in the family bible we inherited when Ms. Bunnys mom died.
That was a good laugh
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The best satire holds a mirror up to reality and looks at you expectantly.
16 1 ReplyHorrible reality?
Do you have any idea how many heirlooms get passed down but never actually used?
5 1 ReplyI mean, the old wooden skis on the wall are a different thing, right?
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I don’t really think not reading a book that’s passed down is a horrible reality
4 1 Replypeople that claim to be adherents of a religion should read their religion's holy texts.
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