Bulletins and News Discussion from December 23rd to December 29th, 2024 - The War on Christmas: Hypersonic Holidays

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Happy holidays, fellow godless communists. We are in year three of the Five-Year Plan to eliminate all Christmas cheer and create a world free of the joys and festivity of Christmas. Nobody should have to be reminded that in our concrete brutalist communist strongholds, NO ornaments are allowed in December. Please report any Christmas trees, snowflakes, baubles, and presents to the evil secret police, and anybody caught violating their Volcel Pledge by having a tentative kiss under a mistletoe will be shot on sight.

Developments lately have been grim. Our Supreme Communist Dictator Brandon is being removed from office by Christmas-loving patriots, and soon, Christmas will adorn the White House for another four years. This is obviously very disappointing, but while Christmas joy is strictly prohibited, good vibes are still strongly encouraged. Revolutionary optimism (a term we only bring out when things are going very badly and we need to be delusional) shall triumph over defeatist rhetoric by stooges of the Christmas regime.

We must have hope. Our foreign allies aiding us in destroying Christmas now possess hypersonic weaponry, allowing us to compete with and overcome the engine technology powering Santa's sleigh. Abroad, they have destroyed factories and hit cities with missiles travelling at unimaginable speeds into precise targets, while the Christmas regime struggles to produce their own such missiles, as they are still reliant on aircraft bombing campaigns. Precision has a quality all its own, or something along those lines. We just have to hold out another two years or so, and I swear to you: we will live in a world without this accursed holiday.

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US could buy Nord Stream – Vucic
The Serbian president has made the prediction following recent reports about an American investor’s bid for the pipeline
The sabotaged Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline could become the property of a US investor in a year, and gas supplies from Russia to the EU could be resumed through the connector, Serbian President Aleksandar Vucic has suggested.
Vucic shared his view about the future of the pipeline in an interview with the German news outlet Handelsblatt published on Friday.
“I dare to predict: In a year at the latest, Nord Stream will be owned by an American investor, and gas will flow from Russia to Europe through the pipeline,” the Serbian leader said. “Mark my words. One year until Nord Stream is up and running!”
Last month, the Wall Street Journal reported that US financier and investor Stephen Lynch had asked permission from the US Treasury Department to buy the Nord Stream 2 gas pipeline, if it is put up for auction next year.
lol. that would be extremely funny. imagine Gazprom selling gas to Europe through a pipeline owned by the Americans.
- Also some interesting comments from the German interview:
  Without a ceasefire, nothing will happen in this direction. You know Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. What are the chances of peace?
  There was an idea for a ceasefire between December 23 and January 8, 2025, i.e. over the days of the Christian and Orthodox Christmas. After fifteen days of peace, it would have been very difficult to resume hostilities. But I am not sure whether either side is ready for that. There will only be peace when talks begin between the major global players. This bloodshed must end as soon as possible.
  Will China use its influence to silence the guns?
  I spoke openly about this issue with President Xi more than half a year ago, on May 8. He is a very calm, modest and fearless character. Xi literally said to me: "Aleksandar, nothing will happen until January. After that, negotiations could take place." He was referring to the start of the new US presidency. I draw the hope that peace will be discussed from then on.
  Do you think China would be ready to seriously mediate in the war? So far, the country has stood firmly on Russia's side, and experts believe that Beijing is largely responsible for keeping the Russian war machine running.
  After my discussions with Xi, I assume that China is mediating. It would also be a good sign, as China could exert greater influence on Moscow. I'm just worried that something bad could happen before a ceasefire is reached.
  What are you implying?
  I mean a further escalation in which Russia responds to the attacks from Western missile systems. Anyone who thinks Putin would not use these powerful weapons is mistaken.
  ... You are talking about nuclear weapons ...
  But again, I believe that with Donald Trump we will come closer to peace. This would also be very important for Europe and Germany, which is not interested in being drawn into a war. Neither are we in Serbia.
  Full interview here

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