Tim Walz says he looks forward to debating JD Vance if he’ll ‘get off the couch’
Tim Walz says he looks forward to debating JD Vance if he’ll ‘get off the couch’
Tim Walz made a couch joke about JD Vance and staked his claim to Middle American values in his vice presidential debut.
Making his debut as a vice presidential candidate on Tuesday, Tim Walz staked his claim to Middle American values and argued that former President Donald Trump and his running mate, JD Vance, are “weird” and “creepy as hell.”
Walz, the governor of Minnesota, also got the packed arena laughing with a reference to a meme about Vance having relations with a couch.
“I can’t wait to debate the guy,” Walz said. “That is, if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up.”
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“In Minnesota, we respect our neighbors and the personal choices they make, even if we wouldn’t make the same choice for ourselves,” he said. “There’s a golden rule. Mind your own damn business.”
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JD Vance: "This is an immature lie. We would never target the sexuality of other people in such a demeaning fashion. I am a Christian man, and I have only had reproductive sex with my Indian wife, who may not look like a proper American but that is not a problem because she is, believe me. The lie needs to stop, we would never lie."
(God I hope this happens. I really do)
Vance 100% likes it up the ass
Nothing wrong with ass play. But there is something wrong with a man attempting to shove an unlubricated sofa cushion up his own rectum, that's where I draw the line.
What about a lubricated sofa cushion?
I'm all for it
I think Tim Walz would say that's none of his business, and JD Vance would want to make it a crime while he continues to do it in private.
It might be a trauma surgeon's business, though.
Homosexuality as an insult :l
The homosexuality isn't the insult. The hypocrisy of preaching against it and trying to make it illegal while 100% loving something hard up his ass, is the insult.
Look at this doughy little manbaby and tell me he's never taken it.
I bet the only reason Trumped pick him is because his tiny little face makes Trumps tiny little hands look big.
What's the matter with that? If all parties consent, have at it.
I think they meant "It" from Stephen King's bestselling novel of the same name. They just forgot the correct capitalization.
"Vance 100% likes It up the ass."
And that, to me, is a bit weird... but I'm not here to judge. Probably should have used "Pennywise" to prevent any confusion.
They all float!
Nothing, just pointing out he's a hypocrite.
No argument with that here.
Don't knock it till you try it
I'm a submissive bottom. I love me a dominant man. I wasn't insulting Vance, just making an observation... and pointing out he's a hypocrite.
