Doctor Warns Of 'Sloth Fever' As 19 Europeans Fall Sick: Symptoms, Risks, And What To Do If Infected
Doctor Warns Of 'Sloth Fever' As 19 Europeans Fall Sick: Symptoms, Risks, And What To Do If Infected
A warning has been issued to the European Union after an increase in the number of cases of the oropouche virus, also known as "sloth fever."
A warning has been issued to the European Union after an increase in the number of cases of the oropouche virus, also known as "sloth fever."
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Disappointed that it doesn't turn you into a sloth. I'd be able to hang out in the trees all day if I got it.
"Patients are generally encouraged to rest, stay hydrated, and use over-the-counter pain relievers[...]"
Sounds like you turn yourself into a sloth... Where you do it is up to you, I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sloths can hang onto a branch for hours and sleep while they do it. They also have their own little ecosystem involving a moss and a moth that only grow on the back of sloths. That's what I want for my life.
Wow, that's crazy. My ecosystem only has microdenizens; I can't image what it would be like to go macro. Good luck making your dreams come true =☆
It turns you into a party animal...a very slow one...