If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?
If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?
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Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
73 0 ReplyI choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
36 0 ReplyIs this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
30 0 Replybro do you got any snacks to go with this
8 0 ReplyYou can have one tasteless cracker.
7 0 ReplyAll I can offer is some fish and bread.
4 0 ReplyIt's all you can eat though, so there's that
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