Masculine Policy: The GOP’s Plan To Outlaw ‘Porn’ And Suspend The First Amendment
Masculine Policy: The GOP’s Plan To Outlaw ‘Porn’ And Suspend The First Amendment
Does watching porn threaten your masculinity? Science says it doesn’t. Is porn addictive? No, it’s not. Is sexual expression that is consenting legally protected by the First Amendment? Yes, …
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I don't even know what the fuck 'masculinity' means. Does it mean being aggressive, talking about sports and roughhousing with your friends? Because I don't do any of those things, but I still think of myself as a man.
A few hundred years ago, 'masculinity' included wearing makeup, a powdered wig and tights.
It's all nonsense.
Masculinity is measured by
- how tanned one's nutsack is from baseline
- how much one cares about beer and candy advertising and the sexiness therein
- how much one beats and berates children
- 'Murica coefficient x ignorant loudmouth asshole variable
At least that's what I learned from Tucker.
Damn, well, guess I'm a transwoman now.
And you gotta get that mid-sack seam ironed out. It's unbecoming.
I think putting a hot iron on your genitals would make it unbecoming regardless.
Doesn't need to be hot, if you swing hard enough.
That's why you do your friend's. Teamwork makes the dream work.
Whew, that sounds like the proud boys dildo video.
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Masculinity means having the biggest pickup in the neighborhood, duh...
Every time a vehicle with an obnoxiously loud engine goes by, I say to my partner, "There goes a cool guy." It's become an in-joke for us.
See. We just ask how many gallons per foot it gets (if a truck) or committing on how impressive their speaker system is.
If you want to hear more about the history of this kind of 'masculinity thumping,' We're In Hell on youtube just uploaded a banger.