Cynical speculation says that the writing assignment went something like, "shit, the sentiment on this is trending in the wrong direction cause of memes. Okay, get our meme editor in here, we gotta reach these kids...and page the fortune 500 consultant we hired away from the Journal, they'll want to approve whatever we publish..."
Okay, get our meme editor in here, we gotta reach these kids...and page the fortune 500 consultant we hired away from the Journal, they'll want to approve whatever we publish..."