CNN Morning Crew Trashes ‘Privilege’ Of CEO Anti-Assassin Hotline: ‘They Can Hire Their Own Security!’
CNN Morning Crew Trashes ‘Privilege’ Of CEO Anti-Assassin Hotline: ‘They Can Hire Their Own Security!’
CNN's morning crew ripped the "privilege" of setting up a CEO hotline amid the murder of Brian Thompson while ordinary people get no such consideration.
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What would this hotline even do? "Help I've been assassinated"?
Get trolled mercilessly. I'm technically a CEO, I'd blast the hell out of it for shits and giggles.
"Help I'd like to report a threat from a crazy guy. He's nuts."
"Ok sir, do you know who this individual is?"
"Deez nuts."
Phone hangs up
Tomorrows headline: Gork arrested on charges of obstruction of justice, making false reports, bond set at $250,000
Anyone can be a CEO. They really need to limit this to just the most evil of CEOs.
I think if you want to get pre-clearance for the hotline, you should gather plenty of evidence of your eligibility and submit it to: