Why?
Why?
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Because you’re a smelly poor person, not a fancy 1/2 trillionaire
They obviously didn't pull hard enough on their own bootstraps
I pulled really hard on my bootstraps, and now I’m all tangled up in them! Help me step bro!!!
Lick the boots to losen the straps! /s