You must choose...
You must choose...
You must choose...
You mean I get to watch them burn alive and eat tacos? Where's the wrong decision?
Eating tacos that were alone in a room with the world's likeliest rapists
But they wouldn't fuck a taco. Would they?
Dude, not even sofas are safe.
I'm starting to understand why vampires prefer to feed on virgins.
I'm just saying, if you were going to eat a sandwich taco, you would enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
Can only read this like "you wouldn't steal car"
They wouldn't fuck a sofa, would they?
None of them are half as interesting as that, but I am 100% confident that if two of them saw the other one roofie-ing a taco, they would instantly recognize the act and abide it.
Animals, roofied tacos aren't even satisfying.
If they played limp bizkid with the taco I would still take one for the team and eat it just so they could burn
You have the heart of a hero