Ow, the edge. It's so dull because it hasn't been sharpened since 2007.
You're going this hard in defense of a webcomic cliche that was so thought-terminating that its own maker outright rejected it eventually. It shows what kind of people are still stanning for the original message: people like you.
I'm not even smug. I literally think you're like a bot or some type of small woodland creature forcibly given a Hexbear account in a lab. It's like a gachapon machine spitting out treats to my inbox that I don't read for fear of them undoing my very being.