Trump Privately Frets He Could Be Headed to Prison
Trump Privately Frets He Could Be Headed to Prison
Would he be sent to a “club fed” style prison — or a “bad” one? Would he have Secret Service protection? And what would they make him wear? Those are some of the questions Donald Trump is asking hi…
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What if he turns into a devout Muslim in prison?
For that to happen he'd have to be capable of worshiping something other than himself.
Shit, even if he tried to fake it; I doubt he'd be able to get up off the floor from prayer.
Nation of Islam is like "WE DO NOT ALLOW PORK TO WORSHIP"
I could see it happening tho, "I am no longer Donald Trump, I am Quarter-Pounder-with-Cheese Shabaz Mo Frommage"
but whenever anyone attempts to address him that way he looks confused.