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54-Year-Old Facebook User Wins Nobel Prize For Own Extensive Internet Research Into Dangers Of Covid Vaccine

www.theonion.com 54-Year-Old Facebook User Wins Nobel Prize For Own Extensive Internet Research Into Dangers Of Covid Vaccine

STOCKHOLM—Lauding the man as one of the greatest minds working in medicine today, the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences reportedly awarded 54-year-old Facebook user Darren Weston the Nobel Prize Monday for his own extensive internet research into the dangers of Covid vaccinations. “We are proud to a...

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Heart problems are a real risk but they only apply to a slice of the population.
- Heart problems are way, WAY more common with covid than with the vaccine.
- Hey, look, it's the guy who won the Nobel prize from the article. Did you only use Facebook for your research, or lemmy too?
  
  These types of comments give me faith in society! Or at least in Lemmy! Thank you for writing what I was thinking!
- People skills aren’t the only skills you lack, my friend
  
  Yall are all downvoting him as if the science did not come out clearly showing the Johnson and Johnson vaccine was causing heart issues for women above 50. Its OK to be critical of facts. Ignoring them makes you damn near as bad as red hats
  
  What are your thoughts on the fact that it is much safer to get the vaccine than to get Covid?
  
  I had the vaccine, the Johnson and Johnson to be precise. Although I got it before we knew these issues and fortunately am not in the at risk demographic. In retrospect I was vaxed, and boosted and still have had covid 3 times. 2 of them were miserable. I think it clearly did fuck all to help me.
  
  That's a popular misconception about the vaccines.
  They're to keep the infection at a manageable level, i.e. like a regular miserable virus infection, not to stop you from being infected although they do reduce the risk of that too.
  Another misconception: "I'm not in the risk demographic". COVID affected people of all ages, just at different percentages of the population.
  
  Eh, the science is not conclusive.
  https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37724969/
- Good thing you are loaded up on de-wormer.
- How many trump gift emails do you get per day?

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