Lol damn, see personally I just preordered Spider-Man 2 and am planning to play lots of it, and all I had to do was not be an active participant in colonialism and genocide.
It’s crazy, all I had to do was not join the IDF and I’ll get to play all the Spider-Man I want
I am not going to read it again and makje sure, but I thought they thought they'd still be playing it at launch but wouldn't get to share that experience with their friends. I can't tell if that's better because of some amount of communal spirit or worse because the complaint being even more trivial in context.