You can't really make an american version because it would be like "they suddenly and simultaneously came for a fuck ton of us and we were all across the world so we couldn't really organize until well after they already had us and were making us compete."
It's actually pretty straight-forward when you remember the 3 axioms of liberals. I am the main character, history is over, and the highest form of political activism is holding the correct opinions (which are currently in fashion).