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I cannot imagine not being able to inspect my navel, at the end of a hard day, and have confirmation of what colour of shirt I wore.
The lint collected reminds me of the way of the universe; everything slowly sheds its substance and shuffles imperceptibly towards oblivion.
42 0 ReplyIf you ever find yourself with an outie in the future, just grow some hair around the navel and that will keep the lint in for you to inspect when needed. Simples.
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6 1 ReplyYou may want to consult a "how to wear underwear" diagram.
34 0 ReplyWhy are you putting your underwear over your bellybutton?
9 1 ReplyI've noticed that as people age their pants seem to get higher and higher. The same must be true of underwear somehow...
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If the hair points toward the hole, then it directs it that way. Chest and stomach hair.
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20150709-the-curious-truth-about-belly-button-fluff
5 0 ReplySee, I wasn't being an idiot!
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