Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough
Apple jacks prices to juice profits because $19.3B a quarter isn't enough
www.theregister.com Apple jacks subscription pricing to juice revenues
Shareholders rejoice! Apple TV+, News+ raises prices over 40%
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I read Apple Jack's like the cereal and was confused
That was the point. There are several turns of phrase in the headline.
You like them apples?!?!
Yea, I was like, "Who the fuck would get a cereal subscription for Apple Jacks?"
"This doesn't taste like apples!"
"For $9.99 a month, it will!"
Same I was wondering what they were changing the price of a box to. Tough times.
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