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MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL TREASURE FROM THE EAST BAFFELS MALES WITH KNOWLEDGE
Maybe if by east you mean northern Italy
Gonna start referring to Europe as "the east" since its east of me
everything is east of you
Japan is the west, since it's closer to my west, the UK is the east, since it's closer to my east.
Oooh I can say I'm oriental now.
West of the lands of the Bo-Si and of the Thirty Six Tribes of the West lays a strange and exotic half-island known as Yi-Da-Li, whose people claim to descend from the fabled Da-Qin. The people of Yi-Da-Li are said to be so hairy as to resemble macaques, speak a language related to that of the Fa-Lan-Xi, and follow a heretical offshoot of Manichaeism. The Yi-Da-Li speak of a time when their ancestors ruled over a great khaganate comprised of all the barbarian tribes of the far west which warred often with the Hui-Hui and Bo-Si, but were cursed to be confined to their peninsula when they murdered a great shaman of their god named Yi-Shu.
Yi-Shu the Fruit Prince is a fascinating figure in primitive, fetishist religious practices. Created by the world spirit to defend humanity from the poisoned fruit of evil, speared upon a dead tree by the khaganate in mockery, and later revered by cult elders through rituals with fermented fruit.
MYSTERIOUS ORIENTAL
Famous part of the Orient, Italy.
Sean Connery in The Untouchables voice
"[Anti Italian slurs]"
