Trump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator Trump
Trump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator Trump
boingboing.net Trump rally: God punishes anti-Trumpers
Trump rally warns that God will punish those who don't worship Dictator Trump
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Oh really? So why hasn't God smote the Democrats already? Why is retribution always an in-the-future threat?
Because that's what holy wars are for unfortunately
"Bow before the Lord, or get smote!"
"I'm not going to bow before th- OOW! Why'd you hit me for?"
"I acted as a vessel for God."
God is up there doing his Goku powerup.
"Next time on:HumanitZ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! "Tune in next week for more AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
God commanded us to smite the infidels! How do I know? I feel it in my heart! If you don't believe it, you're obviously an infidel.
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