Never have I seen someone that I'm more convinced I could take in a fight than this guy. Dude's so pathetic he couldn't even find a fake military kit to play dress up with, he had to use photoshop.
I guess he doesn't realize that the mobile infantry were slaughtered by the hundreds of thousands, somehow they always think they would be the Johnny Rico who makes it back alive with a wound that leaves an aesthetic scar but doesn't actually impede them in any way