And he is a total spaz. Look at this guy he's straight up looney toons
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Who do you think their mother is? Bowser is just trying to get the deadbeat mom to watch her kids, but the Mushroom Kingdom just spins a "kidnapped again" story. Like really how many times? She doesn't get kidnapped. She has court ordered visitation for support.