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We should spread new elon death rumors and make what happened more and more embarrassing with each telling.
Edit: I love all of these already, lol
110 1 ReplyI vote for him pissing his pants, slipping in a pool of his own piss, and then falling and smashing his head against that sink he was carrying in that picture back when he bought Twitter.
51 0 ReplyI'd start out with heart attack, then add in drug-induced, then overdose, then overdose and found in a puddle of his own urine, etc....
Just progressively more as if more information keeps coming out.
24 0 ReplyComplications of a failed penis enlargement surgery.
17 0 ReplySlipped in a puddle of piss taking his first shower after a widening.
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Elon goes for a Sunday drive in his Space-Tesla, forgets oxygen.
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