Far-Right Extremists Are Organizing an Armed Convoy to the Texas Border
Far-Right Extremists Are Organizing an Armed Convoy to the Texas Border

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Far-Right Extremists Are Organizing an Armed Convoy to the Texas Border

Far-Right Extremists Are Organizing an Armed Convoy to the Texas Border
Far-Right Extremists Are Organizing an Armed Convoy to the Texas Border
If you thought their surprise attack was a success, wait til you see how it goes when they announce it ahead of time.
This ought to be good.
Specialist:
Sir! 500 lb shitbag on a rascal sighted 3 clicks north!
Officer:
We got a week to plan then. Deploy the strategic cheeseburgers to slow them down.
"strategic cheeseburgers" is a line of cheeseburgers that turn slowly north, like Looney Tunes bird seed or Reese's in ET.
Or laced with ex-lax.
But they can do both things, I guess.