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It’s also the time when they put cream on before the jam, like you’re supposed too.
1 0 ReplyI always did it the Cornish way before finding out that my gran’s family came from Devon, and now I don’t even know what’s real anymore.
2 0 ReplyIf it’s any consolation I have ancestry on both sides of the Tamar. The only sensible way now is scone, cream, thick layer of jam, more cream, and the other half of the scone.
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The Cornish are fucking weirdos, why put the runny one first.
0 0 ReplyIt isn’t runny if it’s whipped.
1 0 ReplyWho whips jam?????
2 0 ReplyThe KLF?
2 0 ReplyIf you’re referring to the Belgian techno anthem then it was Technotronic. They weren’t justified or ancient as far as I can remember.
1 0 ReplyApologies.
I must be remembering that other hit; ‘Froth up the Marmalade’.
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Listen, I realise that you Aussies love wintering in Kernowfornia, but we're on the civilised side of the Tamar here.
1 0 ReplyI’d take the stalwart Cornish any day over corruption of London Villagers.
2 0 ReplyLiterally though, the emmet traffic makes me rage every year.
1 0 ReplyTourism is a curse and a curse.
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