I'm a Linux noob, I bought a refurbished Thinkpad to prepare myself for doing that. Been using that as much as I can for personal stuff while I experiment with running some of the more resource heavy programs I use in MS.
I have used a rasbpi with octoprint as a local server for CNC stuff, but that didn't take much configuration.
What you claimed is that the fact that Debian repos move slowly (one of the key defining features of the distro) is a "niche" fact to Debian noobs (people who are new to using Debian).
It's not.
And you can check my history -- it's NixOS all day.
TIL the only reason to mock a meme is if you're upset, you can't just think the meme is half-baked and joke about it. (Even if you upvote it because you did chuckle you're still just upset).
You strike me as a true Linux master with 0 people skills.