Started off when I imagined wonks asking one another about the SOTU like it was Monday Night Football. Now I’m imagining that instead of being themed after local teams, they’re themed around semi-famous senators. The Minnesota expat community in your random medium sized town all go to Hubert’s at lunch to watch bills get passed. True Idaho Patriots watch book signings during dinner at the Crapo Chap House. Papa Strom’s at Myrtle Beach is getting sued yet again for violating the Civil Rights Act. You can down a Zell Miller Light at any given watering hole in the northern outskirts of Atlanta.
True story. When I was 14 I was at nerd camp and I tried to get everyone in the dormitory lounge to watch Meet the Press instead of SportsCenter on Sunday morning. Because if it's Sunday, it's Meet the Press.
It was at that moment I learned that I was too nerdy for nerd camp.
In the movie the jock-nerds would have continued to bully me or something, but I was successfully forgotten after they regained control of the remote control.