Att et al keeps throwing around the word 'unlimited'. I actually had a conversation with Verizon, before I dropped them, and actually used this exact quote to the guy...
He was like, "princess bride. Nice. But, yeah, I have to read the script."
If I had been your Verizon representative on the phone at that moment, I would've had a hearty chuckle then rewarded you everything free for the rest of your life. Unlimited. And I'd really mean it this time. Unlimited.