This is probably the best advice God ever gave throughout the entire Bible. I will make sure to always store my peanut butter sandwich in the refrigerator or on a plate and not in my VCR.
I'd be like a crazed archer to make something like that up! Also, Proverbs is from the Old Testament. So *King Solomon *didn't like being pranked. Which, I can see. He wasn't too big on shared custody (see that one baby he suggested cutting in half because two parents fought over it) (j/k)