You are literally making the comment that you are apparently trying to lampoon. In much the same way that you apparently NEED guns to defend yourself from... guns?
You do not need free speech, freedom or religion, right to vote, etc, etc. You are guaranteed to not have them taken from you or have your access to them limited... for any reason. That's how rights work.
There are actually tons of laws that limit or revoke those rights. Nevermind the fact that the constitution was LITERALLY made to be changed and amended when appropriate.