Seriously. I mean, how rushed for time were the people who invented that shit?
Honestly, it's the perfect example of almost all multi-tasking being a lie you tell yourself. Most of the time, doing two things at once just means you're doing them both really badly.
Yep. Kinda the sexual equivalent of getting a huge, mind-bogglingly ugly tattoo on your whole face. Almost 100 percent of the people who do it are only doing it because of how transgressive and "out there" it is.
And I mean, there's so many ways to be sexually adventurous, without just being revolting. For example, I knew a girl back in the day who deliberately put her buttplug in, whenever she knew she would be riding on the back of her FWB's motorcycle. She was like "two words: railroad tracks."
I mean, that's just hilarious. Sometimes, I just find myself thinking about that shit, because of how wacky it was. And she was just an awesome girl, in general.
I wonder how many people I've walked past, just in normal life, who had one inserted. It's probably a lot of people that you'd NEVER suspect. Especially since it has become so incredibly easy to order stuff online.