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This is why all of my gaming groups just start with an orgy and get that out of the way right off the bat. Everyone gets everything. Sex communism solves all. (Major /s if not obvious)
How do I sign up comrade?
"willing and able"
To monitor the emergency exit door of the orgy room.
Wait, isn't this what session 0 is for? Getting all the tension out and working through your issues?
Can I wear full plate to the orgy?
It is in fact required
Always wear protection
That’s why I only have sex surrounded by landmines. And I put one up my ass because I’m not GAY DONT TOUCH MY ASSHOLE
Only the massively oversized codpiece is required, but you've got to attach it to something
That's classism!
Found the Greek!
Sex communism solves all.
Controlling the means of reproduction!