Noodles? Woke. Salad? Woke. Mushrooms? They look like little dicks, woke. Pay attention now - pasta? Not woke. It's going to get more complicated now. Yoghurt? Extremely redpilled. Mustard? Woke. Mayo? Also woke.
Frozen foods are all redpilled unless they're pink, in which case they carry the woke mind virus. Put some ketchup (redpilled) on that hot pocket for a little spice, patriot!