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Grab a tow rope or two and hook up a few of them together.
If they are ignorant in parking like this ... chances are they will never notice that a tow rope is attached to that hitch.
It'd be fun to watch them take off and make a mess pulling a truck after leading 30 feet of tow rope.
I love where your head is at
I don't know why this was also my exact same first thought
It would be much less dangerous and more ethical to just steal all the hitches. It looks like only a couple of them are locked, but they're combination bike locks which should be easy to bypass if the core is exposed through the cylinder.
You have a funny idea of ethics, I'll tell you that.
Somebody could be injured or die between vehicles if trucks pull each other in a crowded lot or wires/rope/straps suddenly become tensioned. Somebody could also be injured by walking into these, or it could damage another vehicle. Ethics and morality are a spectrum, one bad can be more good than another.