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Last I checked the LDS have actual industrial arms manufacturering capacity.
80 0 ReplyThis is the real answer, there are soooo many Mormon gun companies and defense contractors it's fucking wild.
34 0 ReplyA not insignificant one at that.
12 0 ReplyYou must have your years supply of food and ammo just like the prophet told us…
9 0 ReplyThe Amish might be more self reliant for the long haul. Keep growing veggies and chickens and you can outlast the Mormons during an insurgency.
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And a fair amount of them own an AR-15
4 0 ReplyAnd we all know how well it went the last time a massive industrialized army took on a bunch of peasants on bikes.
2 0 ReplyThey also literally run the US government
4 4 ReplyNo, that's evangelicals.
17 2 ReplyLots of Mormons in the Secret Service, FBI, etc. Their jingoistic fervor is highly sought after.
18 0 Replysome recruiters call this "low-risk behavior", apparently cult takeover was not one of these risks
15 0 ReplyYeah their adherence to the Mormon faith means they live largely without indulging in vices so they are harder to compromise/extort (allegedly)
6 0 Replyyeah they might be harder to compromise with booze but they are already compromised by cult thinking, best deal in history lol
5 0 ReplyFBI:
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i heard that CIA recruits from mormons
7 0 ReplyThat can't be real because everyone knows
THERE IS NO CIA
9 0 ReplyI think it even says that in the CIA fact book, which means it is in fact a fact
10 0 ReplyWait how did you get access to our handbook?
5 0 Replywe learned how to print hello world in COBOL
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it's the NSA that doesn't exist
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Politicians, sure. Not what I was talking about though.
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