Today she’s telling us how she’s afraid of the Bermuda Triangle and quicksand as she gives us the no makeup, messy hair version of Sarah. She’s been sporting this look a lot since getting home from LA.
I wonder if she makes notes of talking points for the week like:
Monday
Talk about jundies and jorts (make sure to get the slang in)
Pretend to remember that they are actually called Bermuda shorts to use as the intro to my funny Bermuda Triangle and quicksand fear that I saw people talking about online.
Find and get the screenshots of the Bermuda Triangle and quicksand information ahead of time so I can have a flow to the stories. Finish with a scary article to reinforce to my audience that they too should be scared.
Because honestly how can you talk about so much useless and pointless shit with screenshots and articles if you aren't planning for the week?
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She’s about as spontaneous as a carefully planned murder. All of this is planned ahead of time, and she carries it through the week to get engagement in her stories.
If she's following the online trends, she'll next add in about how she "thought she'd be catching on fire a lot more!!!!" because of the stop-drop-roll we learned in schools in the 80s and 90s. And then she'll probably circle back to house hippos for a touch of Canadian quirk. Woof.