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He's going to find a way to compliment himself for "dodging the shot" as if it hadn't been pure dumb luck.
112 0 Replyto be fair, this is nothing compared to the number of bullets he dodged in the Vietnam war.
57 0 ReplyI saw the bullet on the way, dodged it, and directed the return fire before the lady agent went for me (they can't resist me you know)...
Put that into a trump translator and bingo.
38 0 ReplyAnd the bullet said, with tears in its eyes: „Sir,….“
20 0 ReplyAlways with the 'sir'
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He's probably about to turn it into a "I was spared by the grace of God because my crusade against evil wasn't yet finished" kind of thing.
18 0 ReplyIronic, if he had leaned left at the time.
6 0 ReplyRemember how he claimed he would have stopped a school shooting if only he had been there?
1 0 ReplyYes. How that was not seen as the pathetic chest beatings of an insecure idiot craving praise that it was by the people attending his rallies is beyond me.
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