Tribute to Thomas Matthew Crooks

The silicon chip inside his head gets switched to overload,

but he wasn't plannin' to shoot a school today,

He's gonna plan something more bold

And no one saw the red flags right off him

Nor his intent, by his good OpSec

So we could see no reason

Not a hint of reason

to shoot Donald Trump at all

Edit - parody of "I don't like mondays"

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I don't think it was politically motivated, I think he was just sport-shooting. Using Donald Trump as a rabbit.
- This is probably far-fetched, but I'd like to think that Crooks was the first republican to actually be intellectually honest about Trump's connections to Jeffrey Epstein, and decided to take "kill your local pedophile" to its logical conclusion
- What ye just read right now is just a parody of "I don't like Mondays", adapted to the Trump shooter...?