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Every single person with a penis has done this at least once but most of us don't write a book about it
EDIT: this is clearly a class divide and the bourgeoisie are showing their ass in the comments (it has a golden buttplug in it)
43 0 Replycant say ive done this
55 0 ReplyThis is because you are a coward
80 0 ReplyFunniest thing I've read all day
35 0 ReplyThe communists disdain to hide their views and kinks
40 0 ReplySometimes being normal about sex is one thing i like about left movements.
20 1 ReplyI can't imagine what it feels like to embody
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Too right
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That's right you can't say it.
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You could not waterboard that information out of me.
49 0 ReplyTake it to your grave, comrade. We'll keep it in the dark.
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Lmao y'all are a bunch of couch fuckers
36 0 ReplyI went to a reputable sex shop and bought a nice masturbation sleeve. It's hypoallergenic and since it's made from silicon it's easy to clean and sterilize, while being safe and comfortable for your skin.
26 0 ReplyNerd! I ran the garden hose til the earth was just soft enough and I fucked the muddy hole in the ground
23 0 Replybtfod did love unto a hillock
9 0 ReplyLook Mother Earth needs the rejuvenating love of the New King to bring an end to winter and ensure a fertile harvest. No one said it was going to be neat, clean, and airbrushed!
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Bourgeois decadence
8 0 ReplyCounterpoint: chafing is counter-revolutionary
8 0 ReplyNew tagline.
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Bro my gock is for slicing and dicing not pounding a couch
18 0 Replynah that's fucking weird
Death to America
18 0 ReplyNo…
15 0 ReplyHell naw 😂
10 0 Replyextremely loud incorrect buzzer
8 0 ReplyShoot me if I ever do this
5 0 ReplyI’m not ape brained enough to fuck my couch. Now, a pringles can on the other hand
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