The latest online casino advert I heard

Guy pulls into a fast food restaurant's drive-through. The employee asks him if he'd like to buy the special and he begins excitedly yelling "yes! Yes! YES!". He then explains to the burgermonger that he just won the jackpot at <casino> and describes how convenient it is to gamble on his phone.

Not content with waiting until you get home to gamble? Now it's so easy you can do it while actively driving. I hate how much this industry has blossomed over the past decade