There are some serious injustices in this world. One of them being, despite the fact she is a diaper filled garbage bag on the inside, Melania is absolutely stunning. Everything else aside, what the fucking fuck? I hadn't even thought of it until this shit surfaced. I get it, he wants the positive attention. They deserve each other.
I'd liken her to more of a corpse flower. A big, unique, beautiful flower is blooming but it smells like vomit and dead bodies. But I agree with your point and despise those laser etched crystal things.