A poem from high school about my dislike of Windows 11
so my English teacher was kick ass and let us use tasteful swear words (no racial swears) and let us read them in class which was so cool and is probably the reason why i loved that English class. but anyway
--edit yes i know the english is bad there are also a few swears viewer digression advised
NEW FROM MICROSOFT -WINDOWS 11
To Microsoft
I love how windows has automatic driver support
I have used windows XP since I was 6
Every program that ends with .exe runs great
But you got some problems to fix
it started with automatic random windows updates
BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE
LET ME UNINSTALL MICROSOFT EDGE
ITS NOT GOOD
ITS DOG SHIT YOUR SO DESPRATE
YOU MAKE IT RUN ON X86
IT EATS ALL MY RAM LIKE AN OBEESE MAN AT MCDONALDS
IT SLOWS MY COMPUTER DOWN
AND ITS GIVIN ME BLUE SCREENS WITH THAT STUPID ASS FROWN
HERES AN ERROR CODE Screw you
GOOD LUCK FINDING IT ON GOOGLE IT DOESN’T EXIST
YOUR RANDOMLY UNINSTALL IMPORTANT THINGS
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIX MY PC WHEN IT UNINSTALLS THE DRIVER FOR MY DISPLAY