Your washing machine is now a subscription service that sells your data to the NSA

Hey NSA, I hear you're collecting a lot of data for me. Any chance you got some of those old saved games I lost about 6 years ago?

In fact why not run a free government backup service? My tax dollars pay for those hard drives. I'm sure a lot of people would use it. In fact go a step further and offer free email, office software, operating systems, and I'll bet you can have all the data you could ever want because people would simply hand it over to you without having to be sneaky about it at all.

Wait a minute...