Weekend Surveillance & Snack Logistics

Primary Weekend Activities

Sunbeam Calibration: Window rotations performed hourly to chase maximum warmth.

Scroll Interference Testing: Sat directly on the draft of a human poem. No regrets.

Snack Negotiation Simulations: Stared at bowl. Bowl stared back. Victory pending.

Void Patrol: Stared into it. The void blinked first.

Attempt to patrol on the balcony: Failed twice.

Unapproved Code Changes Caught: Our human changed something. But, we changed it anyway as non-approved.

What are you up to this weekend?