Dueling at high noon? Missouri Senate Republicans, gripped by conflict, look for way out

Ah, Missouri Republicans, always looking for the next way to prove themselves clowns.

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I'm not sure dueling at high noon was the craziest thing in that article, but it was up there.
- Everybody knows you duel mid morning. It gets too hot otherwise.
  
  No, it’s not as fun at noon, but I always do it anyway. That way the other guy can’t say “the sun was in my eyes” while he bleeds out. It really makes everything more legitimate.

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