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Once upon a time in Valinor there were 2 shiny lights that kept Melkor up at night. "Alright," said Melkor, "time to do something about this."
The shithead neighbours in my village installed some giant flood lights on top of poles. Every night I spend there, I fantasize about tearing them down. I get Melkor.
See if you can go out and find a particularly large spider to aid you in your quest
And perhaps an army of balrogs in case the spider becomes too much to deal with.
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