I don’t get what they did with the hot dog bun. At first I didn’t get it, then I thought I got it as a euphemism with the hot dog, but the bun really throws me off. Help?
Didn't get it as well. A hot dog bun looks nothing like an ear. Where would he have put the q-tip? Came looking for an explanation in the comments.
It's really just a dick joke? What does a dick have to do with q-tips? Or ears? Like, that's a really weird setup. If you're going for humour-for-6-year-olds, why bother with all that prologue stuff that isn't really connected to the joke anyway?
Also, you're calling a joke low-brow while also admitting you didn't understand it.
The part that's hard to understand is the convoluted setup with the q-tip. That comic is like that meme with the guy doing a kick flip on a rake... Two panels that have a weird setup with a statement that actually runs contrary to what doctors currently recommend, just to end up with "lol, I pulled out da penis in public and put it in bread! Funny!". It suggests more depth than it delivers so it leaves readers wondering what the hell they missed... Just to then ask people and realise: nothing.
It's not just "lol dicks." With just a single balloon of words, we can imply that this dude stuck his dick in a hot dog bun in public, got arrested and is on trial, and this is the best defense he could think of.
Additionally, you don't need the first two panels. Like, not at all. It's a dick joke with a long setup that seems to give it more depth when it doesn't.