Programmer Humor @programming.dev JPDev @programming.dev 7 mo. ago

Gamedev is Easy

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var game = new Game()
  .EnableMultiplayer()
  .EnableSpatialAudio()
  .SetPerformance(Game.Performance.HIGH)
  .ForEachBug(Bug::AutoFix)
  .GetWishlists(7000);

game.Release();

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c'mon man, you forgot to call .EnableUltraWideSupport()
- Naah, gamedevs hate us more than they love money :(
- The tech just isn't there yet to support an extra line 😔
- I'm pretty sure the Aspect Ratio of the Year is 4:3
- Where's the .EnableUltraUltraWideSupport(). Gotta have my 48:9 aspect ratio

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