Breaking the law for real

If the right lane is free, your ass is supposed to be in it. Reasons to be in the left lane include: You are passing someone; you are allowing people to enter from a ramp; you are giving space to a pulled-over car. You're not supposed to be there because you like the vibe over there, you're not supposed to be there just because you're speeding, you're supposed to be there for passing, safety, or giving space for merging and that's pretty much it. Stop fucking up the flow of traffic.